The amazingly over the top story of the week concerning the BBC's Jonathon Ross and Russell Brand's stupid antics has hopefully come to an end. Brand has resigned, and Ross has been suspended for 3 months. A predictable response from the BBC, concerned about all the complaints from Middle England wifeswappers.

Ross, of course, has trouble pronouncing the letter 'r', so probably had severe difficulty saying that he was looking forward to a "really restful and relaxing Christmas, having been rewarded for ragging a ripe old actor with a reprehensible riotous prank."